Confessions of an ode-obsessed alliterator

Planning purely to particularly put forth ponderously pertinent alliterations purported to primarily pound pathetic people peace-less
Conjuring Carefully confusing categorical collaboration of canto, cunningly concocted to confound credulous and close chums clueless
Alas! Accidentally all things avalanche alphabetically altogether to leave him aghast and awestruck although it alternately awfully annoys all
Duh! He's doggedly determined to diligently distance from the dusty dictionary and drive his diabolic delusions to disjointedly develop a didactic droll
Greatness of this garrulous gamut of grotesque, garish and a gawd grueling of gander-like gibberish is not a result of googling or any GRE guide
Sure shot such seamlessly sewn sentences seemingly make sense even when semantically sorted in some serial order to summon remarks that are snide
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo buffalo being the best way to bundle buffalos but only fits too well the boisterous barrage of boo-worthy babble
To totally trick thousands, tried and tested tremendously is his truly technical though trashy intent to titillate by not truncating, thus giving too much trouble
Reiterating, it is a ridiculous repetition of resounding & reverberating repertoire of rhythm, resolute to recast a refined reader to a reproachable rakshasa
Juvenile Jester is what he is, just a joyous jumping jack; jokes apart, it's a jolly good justification of jargon, so the jealous, "Don't punch him in the jaw!"
Wow! What a wizardry with words, why not will the wondrous wisdom welcome wolf whistles to willingly woo women?
One four is obviously the onerous number of objective out-of-place one-liners occupying the rest of the ostentatious ornamental ode, so I guess it's good omen!

Venerated is "V for Vendetta" to 've vouched him to vivaciously voice vibrant views on voluble verbiage
Kudos! To the king, knighted by kith and kin, so let's kneel down to his keen knowledge!
Yahoo! Yearns his yucky yellow yolk-like youth yoyo-ing hither and yonder..
Mingling mostly monstrous monotones momentarily meet man's mental meander!
Xanadu X-Ray Xenophobia and Xylophone
Underline the ulterior ultimate urge of the unending undertone
Embarking on an extremely eloquent epilogue explicates exhaustion and ennui
His harangue hopes to hound hour-less to the horizon, for it's the hero's hearty hobby.
Quick as a quiver is his quest to quench his thirst, quoting a quixotic quire,
Zealously like the zebra zooms zig-zag through the zephyr wilderness of Zaire
Inking interesting, instinctive and intuitive interlude of inimitable innovation is indeed inevitable
For the free full flow of flamboyance to fit the flimsy fringes of this futile fortuitous fable
Neither you nor the nation can nimbly nullify or negate his nihilistic nocturnal nature
Let's be lured by this lovely lilting lullaby that lasts liberally long like lofty literature!


Aravindh Kamakshinadha